I Believe I Have Lost My Head

My eye, a few moments ago
spots a very curious magpie

This magpie, of which I have just spotted
appears to be standing on a billy goat
And also seems to be wearing a monocle
cleaning it on his little waistcoat

So I go over to investigate
Which, I now unfortunately understand
Forever seals my fate

As I walk over the goat merely looks up
and carries on cudding
While the magpie perks up
making himself look rather stunning

"I have a question for you young man"
said the little magpie"is this goat, of which I am
so penuriously perched upon, a him or a her?"

Startled by this bizarre question
I stuttered “it is a billy goat little
magpie, so surely a him?”

“Correct answer Mr Grin
But what strikes me as odd is that you
find the question as being somewhat abnormal,
And the fact that it is coming from a
little bird in a waistcoat,
Which is currently cleaning his coin sized monocle
not even slightly delusional?”

“So?”I asked
“Wait! Hang on a moe” I realized
“I defiantly would have found it
odd no more then a moment ago?”

“Hmmm...”Pondered the magpie
“Tell me”He said “at this very moment,
What do you see in the sky?”

I looked up and said
“A very smartly dressed pigeon in
a tuxedo and bowtie”

“Hmmm...” Pondered the magpie again
“I don't mean to be rude my dear lad
but in one sharp moment,
This place has turned you from quite sane
to completely and utterly mad”

“Ah, that probably explains it then”I said,
Before a kind nurse took me back to bed.