21st Century guy

I watched some TV in my sleep last night
some MASH followed by THREES COMPANY
then I flipped channels for a while until
I found JAWS on channel twenty
which was scary and I rolled in my sleep

When the movie was over I flipped some more
but what I found only made me snore
only info-mercials for an hour
then I opened my eyes it was morning
I ate breakfast and took a shower
there was an envelope on the table
and a note from my wifey Sable
"I'm leaving ,honey,I can't take anymore.The cable bill came and its twice the month before and all you do in bed is snore..goodbye"
Its not easy being a 21st Century guy.