PHFFFT!

Oh it`s so stinky,
Just a little puff of air,
What did the dog eat now?
If he does it again,
It will be time to get the can,
It`s hard to breathe in here!
His tummy is gurgling,
I`m leaving the room.
It`s only a little puff of air.
But the odor it leaves,
gives me the heaves,
Time to spray air freshener again!!