Imaginary conversation between two aspects of humanity somewhere on the planet today, In 200 words exactly.

A .I’m fuckin bored out of my fuckin skull, pissed off to the fuckin eyeballs. What the fuck am I gonna do?
B. Why do you have to swear after every word?
A. Did you hear what I just said? I’m bored out of my fuckin head, and all you can come back with is to say I’m swearing too much.
B. Well you are.
A. Oh fuck off!
B. What, because I have dared to say something to you about the amount you swear, I now have ‘f’ off?
A. Cant you even say the word fuck?
B. Course I can, but I don’t want too.
A. So it’s not important that I’m expressing some serious boredom issues, what’s more important to you is the fact that I said fuck a few times?
B. Well actually you didn’t say fuck you said fuckin and you said it three times in one sentence. You also said fuck and pissed.
A. What the fuck? Firstly I gotta say you got a fuckin good memory, secondly, I made you swear, you actually said fuck, pissed and fuckin. Ha!
B. You’re so fucking childish.
A. Ha, you just swore again.
B. Fuck you!