Keanu

Get your arse here
you scraggy little bell-end!
roars the human equivalent
of the boulder in Indiana
Jones. Pounding the streets
like Bogart in a Chandler talkie,
she grabs the replica kit collar
of a small boy with a Hutch
hairdo, his eyes popping
momentarily - pure Disney -
before settling into a wince,
as his Boost-ringed mouth
gapes into a wail.
He doesn't look much
like his namesake. It's hard
to imagine him in some
exotic mainframe,
or whispering comfort
to Sandra Bullock.
But in that vacant stare
there's a shred
of Ted.