Super Spies

Miss Dolores Argi Bargi,
Working for the F.B.I.,
spotted Haribald the Hooligan
in Galatasaray.
“I’ll catch him in a flash!” she said
“I’m such a super spy!”

But Haribald the Hooligan
was working under cover.
He was a British agent
and his girlfriend was another.
Her name was Gertie Gastank
and she hoovered for his mother.

But Gertie was a traitor
working for the K.G.B.
She sold them wicked secrets
when she had them round for tea.
“Such lovely cakes,” said Boris
as he slipped her 50p.

But Boris was an alien
on human observation.
“These natives need our help,” he said,
“They have no civilisation”
It’s time to send the tanks in
for the Martian liberation!”