the big check up

Heart - the proper place to start

Too snug to be riled

Liver- there’s the boy

Loved fatty food and all things crude

Kidneys - pissed away

Indelible marker in life’s play

Stomach - playing the tube

Talking shite against the grain

Cock - just wants to pee

Soft on the balls – oh aye!

What’s left of me?

But ma dignity?

Hi!

You!

Don’t scamper away

When I say –

It’s no’ me

But my poetry