Curriculum Vitae

What wouldn't I do
To get the job that I want?
Would I schmooze,
Would I lie,
Pretend to like stories I hate
Would I hang round all day
Tell crap people they're great?
Would I try to be friendly
Sweet as pie to your face?
My true persona hidden
Behind words, without trace.
Would I beg
Oh so humbly
Get down on my knees?
Play under your desk sir?
I just aim to please.
Would I plead,
Would I grovel,
Kiss your arse everyday?
Well, what wouldn't I do sir?
I just want to stay.