OLive Hungerford of Slough

By dac
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Olive Hungerford of Slough,
Ate a whole unwilling cow,
Followed by a wild boar,
Worst of all she ate them roar.
Having quite a taste for beasts
And being rather fond of feasts.
She took a trip to London Zoo,
It seemed the prudent thing to do.
London Zoo proved a delight,
with beasts of every shape to bite.
fat ones thin ones, nice and vile,
insects, mammals and reptile.
Olive Hungerford the trout,
Never one to go with out..
Scoffing at it's very worst
ate the wild lizards first.
Bears and penguins, frogs and mice,
Spiders, camels, fleas and lice..
Penguins, ants and kangaroo's,
Olive ate them all in two's.
Olive soon was fit to burst,
And feeling quite a torrid thirst.
Set to make her exit when
She reached the sleeping lions pen.
The Lion woke up with a fright,
As bloated Olive took a bite.
She'd bitten more than she could chew
The lion roared then Olive knew.
Greedy Olive weighed a tonne.
Which meant alas she couldn't run
She heard another Lions roar.
It was the last she heard before,
The lion gobbled Olive down.
It really made the Lion frown.
He roared out " Ick and double yuck.
She tastes as bad as zebra's muck!!."
The Lion didn't like the taste,
it was as fowl as cabbage paste.
The moral that this tale gives,
is
Lions
don't
like
stuffed
Olives.
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