The Totally implausible, Intergalactic Adventures of Benny and Max

“We-e-e-l-l-l, I don’t think they serve burger and fries here Benny.”
“Do you realise what it is we’ve found?”
“Of course I do, and my ass is starting to hurt already.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I ain’t stupid, I’ve read the books, the next thing you know we’ll be lyin’ naked on a table with a probed shoved up our…”
“Yes, thank you for that picture.”
“You know I’d prefer to find that diner… I’m getting reeealllly hungry.”
“Think about it Max, we could be Earth’s ambassadors to these people….”
“We could be lunch to these people. You should read those books Benny, they do all sortsa things to people and that’s when they grab them! What do you think they’ll do to us when they find we just wandered on board…?”
“They left the door open…”
“I mean its probes in every orifice, drills through the brain…”
“You’ll be safe enough then.”
“…Then they force you to have weird and wonderful sex with strange but beautiful alien women…. Well maybe we could introduce ourselves.”

At first it was written as a joke but the plot for ‘The totally Implausible, Intergalactic Adventures of Benny and Max’ began to form in my mind. Basically two misfits wandered aboard an alien spaceship and accidentally take off in it. Now our two heroes must find their way back to earth while striving not to get arrested by the intergalactic Police, or neutronized by the alien Mafia whose ship they ‘nicked’. Oh also no anal probes, no getting eaten and where are those beautiful and sexy alien women?