Mr Alfred N.Muggins Seeks To Cleanse The World By The Example Of His Writing

It became his intention to splurge through the history books,

driving arch capitalists and yuppies, islamic extremists,

tyrant worshippers and political correctness fanatics alike

into the boglands,

while ordinary decent people would be given a helping hand.

Thus his readers might learn how to sort things out in future,

even if his fictitious histories of the past were not quite real.

He didn’t have a magic wand, or a crystal ball,

and he knew nobody else did either,

certainly not the scurrilous corruptionists, money grabbers, and idealogues,

and over-religious zealots, and scammers,

who just sought to pull the wool over people’s heads,(eyes?)

and con them into letting them rule the world,

and acquiring all the benefits at the expense of everyone else.