The BBQ

My family were holding a barbecue and one of the highlights was a big bouncy castle to entertain the children. My two children were first on and during the day children were in and out the house enjoying the big bouncy castle.

After a short while I went to check on my two children, and accidentally bumped into child hurriedly trying to get out of the house.

"Sorry champ" I said.

And playfully tussled the little girls hair.

Upon this the little girl turned around and I realised it was a midget/dwarf lady, and not the little girl I had supposed.

I have never been so mortified in my life.