Sal' n sauce ??

By denni1

Thu, 23 Aug 2012
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I've got fruit and peppermint tea,
I'd rather eat some chips.
A big, fat fish with vinegar on.
But that's bad for my hips.
So down they go, those grapes so plain.
Then l can pull on a size 10 ..

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Submitted by Jessiibear on
I know what that's like. Having those healthy stuff laid on a plate in front of you. In my case, I'd crane my head up to whoever had the audacity of doing it and gawk at them. Like, I don't care if they're bad for my hips. I want chips! Meh. :l

Jess

Submitted by denni1 on
Mornin Jessica l think we should be able to order 6 chips from a chippie instead of the big mound plonked into the polystyrene tray. I would pay 10 pence per chip, to keep me from stuffin down more !! No wonder we can be a bit lumpy these days. There's a chip shop next door to my work, and it's so tempting when we finish very late .. but "a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" apparently .. Thank you for reading my stuff Denise xx

Submitted by ScoZen on
"...a minute on the lips..." Never mind the hips Denni, chips should be nibbled on, not rushed.
ScoZen

Submitted by denni1 on
I'm afraid l'm a chip stuffer xx yum yummm !!

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
6 CHIPS!!!!! Just the thought is enough to give me a heart attack. Six chips won't set you up for the day.

 

Submitted by denni1 on
Set you up for the day ?? You have them little buggers for breakfast, Karl .. shame on yoo xx

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
I do! Cheese omelette and chips. Now that'll set you up for the day.