Tiny Twitter Tales I P

Tiny Twitter Tales I P

1
The banana hit me full in the face like an exploding grenade. It took some scraping off I can tell you because the Greengrocer wanted his banana back.

2
What do you mean, the Will is invalid? You said it was read didn’t you? Oh, I see, when you said read you meant red? The estate is in the red

3
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. Have you got a pen, I’ll just jot down the address?

4
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy moon. Well, if you see him again tell him fox hunting has been banned!

5
‘To pee or not to pee?’ Hamlet: ‘Too late! Happens every time that slimy git, Rosencrantz, asks me that dopey question! He knows I’m incontinent as well as indecisive!’

6
Someone told me gullible had been removed from the dictionary and I asked why?

7
Yes, I am his wife and if I’m over the hill then you must be Ms Simpleton the one under the sod!

8
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of a driver with Sat Nav.

9
Toby or not Toby? How the fuck do I know?

10
I know Toby, funny name for a girl but she’s the one with the jugs!