How Deep

Is the lake that has a 'No Swimming' sign?
Can eyes really be before you get into the brain
Is the Queen's carpet, and if she wants laminate floor does she get a draught excluder or just a new door?
Is your love?
Is the ocean at it's deepest point?
Are the coffers at Northern Rock
Is the resolve of a Burmese monk before he puts an edge on his begging bowl?

Yesterday none seemed as deep as the trouble I was in because I forgot our anniversary.