Ode to a Pink jumper

People make statements with clothing
I like this band, or support this team.
Sometimes others take meaning from clothing, like your a hippy and unclean, or that you support the doctorine of the Nazi's, even if your ginger and it was just a fancy dress. Wasn't it your maj?

And some people are unsure what their clothes say about them. Or if they make there bum look big. Which they don't. Your bum does that on it's own, lets just go to the pub and not have to get dressed up, or even better, stay in so I don't have to get dressed at all? No?

The black one then.

And when we consider clothing, let us muse on the man in the pink jumper. Cashmere maybe – or at least Merino wool. Otherwise a bit scruffy. What is his message? Is he trying to tell us something... big?

Perhaps he is a a naturist, trying to get as close as he can to skin tone. Maybe he ordered 'Winterberry' and couldn't return it. An over the top way of supporting breast cancer awareness? A big fan of Peter Sellars? In touch with his feminine side?

Consider the mental anguish of the man in the pink jumper when no-one says anything. Pink is accepted as a colour he can wear. His previous strong resolve weakened. It was just a bargain in the John Lewis sale. It was...