I'm Not Straight

I'm Not Straight

There's nothing straight about
me

I just want to look my
worst.

I like to wear sloppy
clothing

Baggy underpants and pee-stained
shirts

It doesn't mean I'm
turning

If I do a bit of gardening,


Potter around the shed

It just
means not all gay man are yearning

To emulate a zero
tolerance Judge Dread

(of the
socio-constructionalist cause)


I also like
my football

Roy Keane, Man U the
lot

If it's a choice between that and
Kylie

Well, quite frankly, Kylie should be
shot.

There's nothing straight about
me

It's simply that I love rock
music

Rod Stewart, Queen and The
Darkness

There's something so
machismo

About long hair and big bushy
moustaches


I often go without
washing

Well it seems an awful
chore

I want to be a writer

It's
by that that I've set my store.

I don't want to fit
a stereotype

Of have it thrown in my
face

So why should I bother

To
reassert that the primary cause of any civil rights movement is to
obviate its necessity for existence of which we are a long way from
judging by the smug acceptance of stereotypes which seems to
predominate in our society under the guise of witty little ditties
te-tum


I often don't wear
make-up

Or dress in Calvin Klein
pants

I sometimes don't blow air
kisses

And engage in little bitchy
rants


But there's nothing straight about
me!

I swear I have the proof

It's
my boyfriend called Gary

Who I love and that's the
truth


The gayest thing about
anyone

Is with whom you go to
bed

All the rest is ignorance

And
on that note nuff said.