The Ancient Sage (and Bunion) 1790-1976
By drkevin
Sat, 13 Nov 2021
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If you want your donkey to pull a cart,
Feed him lots of gooseberry tart.
If you want your crops to stay in good heart,
Strip naked, belch and loudly fart.
If your old banger just won't start,
Look in the mirror, where you'll find a spare part.
And if your partner's tongue is like a poison dart,
Forget the counselling...
Use Exchange and Mart.
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