Fashion

To those in the know, it may show rank.

To many others it's just a wank.

Lucky for some, it's money in the bank.

But for all the victims, the rhyme is 'sank'.

Getting it wrong, you're in the dungeon dank.

Speaking personally, I dress like a tank.

All the taste of an old oak plank.

Raking through Vinted, hair lank.