Better Luck Next Time

By Ed Crane

Fri, 22 May 2020
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Lay aside the yellow t-shirt

(with a smiley face),

Bermuda shorts and Ray-Bans.

Pack away the open toe sandals

(without socks).

Put the sunscreen back

in the bathroom cabinet.

(top shelf)

Summer’s trial-run is over.

 

 

Certificate U
Poem
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Parson Thru on

Reminds me of a certain football team I used to support, Ed. Not Leganés.

Leading until half time. Thrashed by 90 minutes. Top table contenders until Christmas. Occasionally successful relegation battle until May.

Pokes self in eye.

Parson Thru