Bill & Ben go millennial and Weed is a Vegetable

Bill and Ben went plastic

when their terra cotta broke.

Parading round in rainbow pots

they’re looking rather woke.

Popular with garden animals

they’re quite an institution.

Giving wellness lectures

since their course in elocution

Poor Weed is running for her life,

but Round Up' s not the reason

there's vegans on the prowl.

Dandelion leaf’s in season

She’s TikTok's latest fad.

Weed's the latest on-line prey,

but little house don't want to know

 'cos it's depressed and bland and painted grey.

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For those too young to know : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Pot_Men