Charlie Snape

Many things broke Charlie's heart in two; he wouldn't know where to start....but then neither would his wife!
"Have you read this,enquired Charlie, as Mrs Snape jigged up and down on her Wi fit....still waiting for the miracle to happen.
She didn't know much about the claim to uninhabited land that Japan and China were arguing about nor did she want to think about war.
Her street was quiet. No slamming of car doors,dog fights,cat debates or domestic squabbles. Of course there might be disputes simply simmering but for now it was good to hear their clock ticking on the wall and even better to feel her steady pulse. All felt well with her world. No news seemed to be good news. Oh how simplistic to want a good news paper.
Charlie was still reading his 'bad newspaper' whilst she was still following her dreams desire to simply lose pounds from her waist rather than her purse.
Have you fed the dog?
Mrs snape answered quietly. 'No, not yet!
She had visions of trying to aim the doggie dish containing disgustingly revolting looking food to their beloved hounds gaping eager mouth whilst she maintained balance on her wi. She had a light-bulb moment that would do away with the need of diet books/papers/classes/tv cook offs. Her idea was simple. Serve disgusting looking food then everyone would have neat bums instead of wobbly ones and the health of the nation would shock the world into following suit!
Silly Mrs Snape. She was always having daft thoughts...but there again!