Big Macademia

Let's look close at the comic strip,
deconstruct an old Disney clip,
pick something better than Steamboat Willie
making sure it's still damn' silly.
Donald doesn't wear any goddamn' pants!
Hey Walt, ain't that takin' a chance?
Mickey and Minnie eighty years playin' house
ain't even produced an itty-bitty mouse?
One dog talks and the other one don't,
I'm gonna say it if you won't.
It ain't art it don't mean nothin'
no more'n Popeye n' Olive and Bluto
whadda I know, I'm too Goofy for Pluto.

Footnote: sometimes he's Brutus, sometimes he's Bluto, he always has a big black beard.