Club Country

One day I’ll arrive at that country club

in club country to the sound of Billy Mac’s

voice transcending Dundee and being Scottish

for just as long as it takes for them to find out

...I’m an outsider,

a back-slider

another other,

(oh,brother!)

It’s club country, you know it, this country’s club

has black-balled us all except the fecking few

laughing at we feckless, though how come?

Since we’re fecked and it’s them that’s done the fecking.

… you’re an insider

a confider,

a lucky winner

(you sinner!)

One day I’ll arrive at that country club…

and burn it down.