The Ecumenical Atheist

Do not pray for me, Imam:

I am fine,

I am kaffir,

I am infidel.

Do not absolve me, Priest:

I am whole,

I am hale,

I am unholy.

Do not comfort me, Vicar:

I am sane,

I am sunny,

I am satisfied.

Do not baptise me, Preacher:

I am clean,

I am cleanly,

I am unsullied.

Do not refute me, Rabbi

I am not,

I am nothing,

I am nihilist.

Do not explain your God,

he is not mine.