Loads

Cherry

By Ewan

Fri, 28 Nov 2008
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I have sheds.
In gardens, but
I have shed loads
of baggage;
emotional and notional.
I have drunk shed-loads.
This means enough
to close motorways.
I have shed
any intention
of touching
you.

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Submitted by chuck on
Allow me to recommend a pint of vodka (Clamato optional) whilst watching 'Shine A Light' on a small screen.

Submitted by Ewan on
Hmmm... FTSE I can't find any loading of sheds anywhere. A shed-load from a lorry is usually quite a large amount, unless it is a very small lorry indeed, since it really is enough to close a motorway. The half-joke FTSE almost found could be the private one at my own expense, since my surname is 'Lawrie'.

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Submitted by jennifer on
Cheap alkehol from supermarkets at the mo - special offers on good brands bought two bottles of vodka yesterday, got a funny look from the checkout lady. Great poem, sad but funny, Ewan!