Shady Cloisters Blind Item

It's not real. They don't know. Yet somehow all the details are on "Crazy~" and they have most of it right except my height. We are in Whole Foods. I'm the ornament and he's the star. He's going on endlessly over the carb content of avocado's and how he has a nude scene with his costar coming up. Then he realizes that I'm not listening.

I don't see it coming. He smiles through his teeth. His breathing is even and controlled as he grabs the back of my pony tail and pulls my head back sharply. He can't see the tears behind the sunglasses. "Get out now and meet me at the car." I know what's coming in the car. Smiling sweetly, I yes darling an air kiss and head for the door. I fail. People turn away as fast as possible. Nothing happened; all in an average day. Who fights in avocados?

Right now sitting in Shady Cloisters the sun feels good on my neck. The public misstep is just a blip. Listening to Icona Pop on my I-Phone I browse to "Crazy~". "Easy blind item story of the B- network star and Girlfriend. I guess you guess." I can't move. I want to vanish into the sidewalk. A man stares at me or through me,so I turn up the volume. Norwegian Wood comes to mind. The man looks like he knows my secrets. I am safe from his knowing behind the sunglasses. There is nothing to tell. "I once new a girl or should I say she once knew me."