Flowers for Lovebirds

There she is, standing right in front of me. Cora, the loveliest and most delightful bird I’ve ever seen. She’s quite stout and darling, and I’d surely be glad to spend the rest of my life with her! She doesn’t know me yet but since it’s valentines day, might as well introduce myself. I don’t normally fancy birds as much as I like humans. Ugh, Ariana Grande, I love her so much! I’ve seen her on billboards so many times, her high ponytail, her fashion style, and her lovely voice, she’s just perfection! Though, I thought I’d stick to reality and actually ask a bird out instead of a well-known celebrity who doesn’t know I exist, doesn’t care about birds, and is 10,000,000 meters away from me! 

Before I ask Cora out, I think it’s a marvellous idea to get her flower and gifts first. I’m no Fashion expert, but I did notice that people seem to enjoy getting jewelry from Tiffany and co. I know Cora’s a bird, but aren’t all women the same? So I flew all the way to Tiffany and co which is about 25 buildings away from the park I was in. Once I reached the shop, I was already worn out! The jewelries inside were enclosed in glass, which made it absolutely hard to get one. I looked around. There were tons of people there buying jewelry. One of the necklace I was eyeing on has a rose gold chain, a mesmerizing heart pendant, and a small key along the pendant. A staff member took it out of its glass container and handed it to a middle-aged, lovely woman. So it was totally easier for me to get—steal it. 

    It was fully crowded inside the shop, so it was hard for me to get spotted. I opened my beak, kept an eye on the pendant, and flew all the way to it at what I believe is 100 miles per hour! I grabbed the necklace by my feet, wrapping around the chain on my legs. I successfully got the necklace, but now everyone’s chasing after me! Gosh, I feel like a magpie! Good thing I could fly about 200 meters per hour, so I was able to get away easily. While flying, I saw an entire garden of roses below me! So I went down, grabbed one, and flew over to the central park. I went back to where Cora was. “Hi” I said, blushing. “Hey!” she replied, oh my gosh she’s talking to me! “I think you’re absolutely,” I said, trying to get my words together. Just then, a fighting couple was near me, “YOU’RE THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.” the husband said. I cared little, I continued saying my thoughts to Cora “I think you’re absolutely the most disgusting person in the entire universe” I exclaimed. Gosh! Didn’t I remember I’m a parrot?