My Novel

By Geezer-Gavin

Tue, 04 Sep 2012
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There was once a little sausage called Baldrick and, he lived happily ever after.

The end.

Certificate U
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Comments

Submitted by jolono on
Love this Gav, have you sent it off to any agents yet, I would, it's brilliant!

 

Submitted by jolono on
I should know, I make the buggers!

 

Submitted by peterelbee on
From my favoite and funniest Black Addar Episode ever (Ink and Incapability) Samuel Johnson (reading Baldricks novel) "Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called `B--" `Sausage'?! `SAUSAGE'?!!!!! Oh, blast your eyes! (throws paper down and exits angrily) Baldrick: Oh, well, I didn't think it was that bad! Blackadder: (looking inside the Dictionary) I think you'll find he left `sausage'out of his Dictionary, (shuts the Dictionary, but notices something on the first page) Oh, and `aardvark'... Prince George: Oh, come on, Blackadder; it's not all that bad -- nothing a nice roaring fire can't solve. Er, Baldrick, do the honours, will you? Baldrick throws dictionary on the fire.