Believing In Chocolate

Secret#6: I copied and pasted a couple of assignments off the internet in college. But i hid the evidence, so i never got caught.

I was at the pool yesterday after work, swimming a couple of laps, and thinking for some reason about an annoying song whose name I can't remember and whose words I can't remember, all I do remember is that every sentence starts with "I believe in.."
I have a tendency to think of irritating songs at inappropriate times; for example, I woke up a few days ago singing "Baby Got Back" but got really pissed when I couldn't remember the second verse, so when I got to work I downloaded the lyrics and learnt them by heart.
Yeah. I'm a dork. Just shoot me.
My current irritating song de jour is that gwen stefani one where she goes on about bananas. You have no idea how irritating it is to be in the same office room with me rapping
"This SHIT is BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S!".

no but back to my point; so i was thinking of all the things i believe in, and here are some of them (judging from my love for lists, u can tell i'm going to do more of these)

so here goes:
I believe
that pizza is a healthy meal, especially with stuffed crust (cheese=calcium=healthy)
that no one should start work before twelve noon, and mornings should be limited to hangovers and peaceful sleep ins.
that kids should have gardens to play in, trees to scrape their knees on, and should not forced onto any sports teams until theyre old enough to want to (18 is the perfect age)
that Public Display of Affection should be encouraged, especially if you're married
that mint hot chocolate, your childhood blanket and a book of Narnia are the perfect cure for any post-graduation angst
that heartbreak is neccessary
that friends come and go, but better friends stay long enough to listen
that there is a God, especially when i see the constellations in a desert sky at night
that coloured skin, freckles, scars and tiny tattoos are beautiful
that there is no point in drugs if you were born high
that there is magic, and unicorns, and lions who speak. I'm still waiting for them.
that dreams do have meanings, and they can definitely tell your future
that there is nothing sexier than a man's gut laughter and a woman's full hips
that museums should be walked through and looked over in ten minutes tops
that it's ok to admit you've never read big books and can't talk politics to save your life
that it's important to learn at least five languages, so that you can flirt in five different ways
that George was the sexiest and most underrated beatle
that working as a waitress in a coffee shop is a respectable aspiration
that you can never have enough friends, shoes or berry-flavoured lipgloss.

Man, i love making lists.