Glorious shoulders, oh my!
By gingeresque
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Do you remember Glorious Shoulders? not Gleaming Biceps (GB), not Hot Stalker (HS), but Glorious Shoulders (GS). i met him two months ago at a pool party, was fascinated by his amazing swimmer body (six packs rippling) and his hazel eyes, and vaguely remembered having a conversation with him, although the six packs were rippling too much.
fast forward to two days ago, i'm stretching on the running track, without my glasses on cause they wobble when i run, so it's easier to be blind. Anyway, so I'm stretching, and i hear someone say:"Alright!" and turn to see this vision of Glorious Shoulders with hazel eyes and big curly sundried hair, sweaty and grinning, and i think "Oh My!"
Despite being half-blind, i can still see that this boy is stunning and grinning, and he actually remembers me, even though it's been ages.
We exchange mindless banter about how we're both back from Alex for the weekend, and how life in cairo is so different, and he says why havent i seen you? and i say i dont have your number, and he says let me take your number, but neither of us have our cellphones on us, so he says tell me and i will learn it by heart.
So i say: "385 77 97"
he says: "77?"
"97!" I say.
"77 97!" he yells and starts running away, still screaming "77 97!"
and then he runs off into the distance, amazing curly hair bouncing as shoulders continue to look glorious, and i can hear his faint "385 77 97!" far far away.
So he calls me today and i guess i will see him this week.
and then today i meet his ex girlfriend who still has issues with him, even though shes moved on and got married and had a baby (how?how can she not have closure?)
and then she tells me she has to see me in cairo, because i know she's bored and lonely and her marriage isnt going too well, so i have to see her.
can you smell moral dilemna? hmmmm?
i'm trying not to have a guilty conscience on this one, because i dont really think i should stay away from him, since she's not that close a friend, and man have i said this before? but this means i cant tell any of the other friends because they've told me he's off limits to anyone within 500 miles of her...
yeah yeah yeah it's ridiculous
i know.
you know what?
screw that. lemme be a bitch about it. you should have seen those shoulders.
made me want to sing HALLELUJAH!
hmmm.
will keep you posted
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