It's Ok to Snort Coke
By gingeresque
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it's the weeeeekkeeeennnd!!! YEEAAAAHHH!
*Gets up and does the silly victory dance*
well nothing much happening, but at least i wont be stuck at this desk (gets far too many mentions in my journals as far i'm concerned)
i'm probably going to the house on the sea with the parents. the mother's got all excited about moving furniture and painting walls (spring fever), but hopefully i will get to sneak away and take a dip in the sea.
I just had an argument with a friend who declared that she was the first to fall in love with Adam Levine of Maroon Five, whom, we all know, i discovered in montreal. so there we were, two intelligent adults, arguing over who loved him first.
"Well did you ever meet him?" she snorted.
"Yes," I snort back with full confidence.
"Did you meet him personally?"
"No but I met his cd!"
Yesterday, out of the blue, two college friends called me up and told me they missed me. I nearly bubbled (as in burst in tears-i just dont use intelligent words). You see, apart from freshman year, college was more or less a terrifying/frustrating/disappointing experience;and apart from my group outside college, it was pretty hard to make friends, since i owned a brain and not a gucci bag.
So their phonecalls were very cool.
Every now and then i need to be reminded that i am loved.
My boss just walked in and told us about the demonstrations that took place yesterday in cairo, between the opposition and the pro-government. She said the women protestors were rounded up and pulled into a corner, where they were beaten, dragged by their hair, and sexually molested, while the army just looked on and did nothing.
This makes me feel sick.
(note to reader-second and last display of any political fervour- we promise)
I've been thinking of another list (i dig lists, you can tell) based on this lame list i found in Glamour magazine (kill me) so i thought i'd give it a shot
ahem *clears throat*
here goes:
It's Okay
To eat cheese with jam, eggs with peanut butter, chocolate with sausages, you freak
To have an early night in with a good book, when you should be out socialising
To have not read the classics, and watched all the cult movies- quoting Pulp Fiction doesn't make you smart
To snort coke-acola out of your nose when you laugh too hard
To make a fool of yourself in front of the people who love you- they will love you more
To dance like nobody's watching, even when you know everyone is
To still like Michael Jackson- no matter what people say
To wear unmatching underwear, and sleep in the same t-shirt you had as a kid
To make lame-ass jokes that only crack you up
To buy second hand and act like it's designer
To delay work 'cause you're too busy playing computer solitaire
To call your cat Chicken, and your dog Cat
To walk away before the finish line, if the pain is not worth the prize
To be honest and brutal, when everyone else is sugarcoating
To scribble on the wall, when you're inspired and can't find paper
To call in sick so you can watch Scrubs reruns
To climb trees like an 8year old and disregard gravity
To think 'Clueless' is an enlightening classic
To want more than a wellpaid boring job
To believe that you can make it as a superstar- even if you cant sing, cant act, can dance a little
To sunbathe, even when you're acutely aware of the health risks
To create new swearwords that noone will understand, thus getting even more offended
To keep on making lists, when everyone's yelling "Enough Already!"
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