I kissed an Argentinian man on the Tube

We met on the platform at Tottenham Court Road, chatted in Spanish and then kissed,

lots…

in a South American way, not a British way.

I didn’t even check if he was an erudite, literary, cultured, stylish cunt (with a long tongue).

I just got off at my stop, Chalk Farm.

Not un-nice at all…

and i wasn’t even wearing cute shoes.