The Top Ten Most Irreverent Ripostes of a Hitman to a Dead Man's Last Request

‘No, it’s Eastenders in ten minutes.’
‘No, I’ve already done three today.’
‘No, I’m dying for a slash.’
‘No, you’re not a bird.’
‘No, I need to get the pigs to eat your body.’
‘No, it’s against my religion.’
‘No, I’ve just stuck a grand on the next race at Lingfield.’
‘No, I’m feeling a bit emotional.’
‘No, last orders is in five minutes.’
‘No, you’re dead.’