On The Importance Of Pre-Orgy Warm-Ups

Well, here we are again, all together on this fine… er… nice… er… not too inclement morn. As you know, we are gathered here this morning to discuss some of the finer points of applied perversion.

Ah, I can see that some of the ladies have already got some of their finer points on display… well… it is, as I said quite a sharp, cool morning. I also see that some of the gentlemen are suffering from the unseasonably low temperatures this morning too.

Anyway, be that as it may, and as it is probably about as may as you are going to get, let us tarry no more.
So, if you can all form threesomes in the sex ratio that you prefer, then we’ll have a quick circuit of the orgy pitch in order to get ourselves warmed up.

I cannot stress the importance of a well thought-out warm-up session before you even consider participation in any orgy situation, especially the outdoor orgy where - as we have already seen – such variables as variations in the ambient temperature can have many unforeseen – and in the case of some gentlemen un-see-able – consequences.

Right then, off you all go, and I will see you all here after you have all done a full circuit of the orgy pitch, including full use of all the devices and apparatus (providing the chicken is in the mood this morning, of course). Then I’ll see you all back here in half an hour when I will be handing out the perversion harnesses and individual bottles of lubricating unguents.

Right, then! Off you go!

And no cheating with the goat – I will be watching you!