Rosemary & Thyme

"I must have strayed onto a military site",
Says Laura, swiftly, explaining her plight.
But what of Canon Matheson ?,
Is there something underhand ?,
No, not at all - we think he's buried in the Holy Land.
"Get your hands off her, you murderer",
Another line for Laura, and more to burden her.
But Rosemary says "maybe she was pushed",
Two girls together, their motives hushed.
"I think he worked in the foreign office, Sir Basil",
"But they are not your everyday pots",
"Does he do big ones ?",
Says Laura getting quite lost,
In cascading lines of scriptwriter tosh.
But all in all, isn't this special,
Peopled with killers like Alicia Kettle.
So don't be surprised if no one sees Jim,
In Memory of Water, they are all quite dim.
And if your position to Titian, suggests coition,
Paint in rose madder, Felicity and Ferris,
This TV show, the top rung on the ladder.