iDetective

iDetective

you were deffo

one of them boys

this was most certainly 

one of them nights

loved up

and into each other like crazy

buttons and zips coming undone before

the key was even in the door

snogging each other to a breathless 

frenzy it suddenly struck me 

something was wrong

nice cushions (home boy) that rug 

co-ordinates with the curtains

slow down tiger

i need to use the bathroom

miss marple i ain’t

yet i felt your stiffy (mmm)

there’s no way you’re gay

but this flat is deffo  

femme fresh 

serious

make-up and sensitive 

skin moisturiser

bras and knickers 

in the laundry basket

even jessica fletcher

would get to the bottom

of this mystery in less than a hour

so

a quickie and scarper

or do i take the moral high ground

make a stand for truth 

and the sisterhood

fuck it!

this is no time to act noble and good

i’m dead horny