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you said i smelt good
flowery
that if i was england
i’d be kent
maybe even tunbridge wells
i had to correct you
no big deal
but
royal tunbridge wells
after all i am a princess

i asked you back for a sandwich
we’d just got through the front door
when you looked at the broadstairs
to my bedroom and said
ah edenbridge
i’ll be your rochester
if you’ll be my jane
together again

ah bless so sweet
then you said
‘til gravesend
which sounded a little creepy
i need to put a lydd on this
so i showed you the door
and said we were all dover

(didn’t i mention my little
speech impediment)