Appraisal

I just had my objectives set
My senior manager I met
He sat me down, he gave me tea
Then asked me what I thought of me
Now that's a tough one - what to say?
I can't just state that I'm OK
Or praise too high or criticise
So I embark on big fat lies
I tell him I enjoy my work
Would do it without any perks
Don't want a rise, don't want to move
Just my performance to improve
The truth would leave me in a mess
I want more pay for doing less