Stag Night

Drink down the grog mate
for tonight is me stag night
and all you remember today
will be cleansed and washed away
in the sweetness of jollity
chaos and frivolity
sound is the crowd
who will gather around
this fine institution
the pre-marriage intrusion.

So grab the girls tight
and drink down another pint
it's tonight that's the time
to relax and unwind
as reality steadily bowls me
over, and together we
must all be set free
from our incarceration as beings
subsumed by the fairer sex
and I'll spout about exes
and other things.