COALITION-BREAKUP?

Now the wheels are falling off!!
Divorce ain't far away.
Opinions clash, harsh words are spoke.
Decree Nisi any old day.

The owners of mansions ain't happy
But minister's mansions don't care.
Their mansions will escape all taxation.
They'll make sure their winds will blow fair!!

No.1 Lib Dem's off to Spain.
Elaction looms in Eastleigh soon.
Rats desert the sinking ship,
It's probably a real full moon.

They don't agree with this and that.
It's "Yes" and then it's "NO".
The country waits with bated breath
To know which side's the first to go.

The Blues and Pinks have need to think.
Their future's up for grabs.
Speed's of the essence for us all,
But they make haste like crabs!!

Coalition-Marriage same system, give and take,
But here it's different, in a way,
They can't decide who's what or when,
Will they get it right one day?

The country waits and fears the worst
A bust up without end!
And Labour waits and wrings its hands,
We're in, no need to bend.

Now Eastleigh nears the end,
The voting nearly done.
Is make-up really on the cards?
We'll see what's lost and won!!