Don't Give Up Your Day Job

Whilst elevators in synch will play
Yesterday's hits in the hit parade,
You stumble across your newest hobby
Waiting around in someone else's lobby,
Don't give up your day job.
Whilst eyes are crossed and tees are dotted
A ballpoint pen makes your shirt all spotted,
You are learning all the rules of prose
Get that application in, before they close,
Don't give up your day job.