My ex-girlfriend

Saw my ex-girlfiend the other day
Bit gutted, I have to say
She looked real lovely,long brown hair
Wanted to look over, wanted to stare
She was laughing, teeth real white
Wanted to laugh with her, thought I might
But stopped myself just in time
Suddenly remembered, no longer mine
So just followed her like a stalker
Couldn't beleive it no longer a porker
Slim and trendy, dressed all in black
Me in my tracksuit and packamac
High heel shoes, short tight skirt
Why did I treat her like she was just dirt
Two years ago it all fell apart
I left her and broke her heart
Now its so different, I'm on my own
She looks real good, out of my zone
She's lost all the weight, face looks so fresh
Bet she looks fantastic just in her flesh
Wish I could meet her, try hard to please her
Oh just remembered, she's with a big geezer!