Chewing Gum Tree

Chewing Gum Tree
Just you and me
My skin, your stretchy bark.
No one can see
But you and me
Alone here in the park.
Your leaves are spearmint flavour
And keep falling to the ground
And little children steal them
When there's no one else around.
Chewing Gum Tree
Just you and me
I've bought my knife and my chainsaw.
Please don't try and flee
For I'm broke you see
And I need a stretchy door.
Normal wood types just wont do
They're rigid and too stiff
I need a door that's stretchy
And smells minty when I sniff.
Chewing Gum Tree
Just you and me
The Killer and the Clown
No one can see
But you and me
And it's time to cut you down.