Smug Delightful Features

Jimmy Nesbitt
I think you're shit
And I wish you'd go away.
Each time I watch the telly you are there.
With your smug delightful features
Like you haven't got a care.
I once saw you on the telly in Cold Feet
With your smug, delightful features standing naked in the street.
I used to watch it as you always tried to pull
Helen Baxendale
And I hoped you'd fail
With your smug delightful features and my vomit muscles full.
Jimmy Nesbitt
I think you're shit
And I wish you'd piss right off.
Each day I hear you tell me with a grin
I should try the Yellow Pages
All life's answers are within.
James Nesbitt is your name I hate you lots
How your smug delightful features make me cry in my shallots.
I hate the way you raise your eyebrows when you speak
With that Irish lilt
How I wish you'd wilt
And those fucking Tesco adverts on ten thousand times a week.
Jimmy Nesbitt
I think you're shit
And I wish you'd go away.