Vote Larry!

When country’s honour is left behind 

In times of strife, in times of war 

And dog-fights rage both tooth and claw 

Our loyal kittens will purr in kind 

When felis catus is brought to mind 

The nation’s hearts are set in store 

All petty squabbles shall be no more 

We mousers strike the best combined! 

O tabby patriot jump off your mat 

Forsake your fleas and bitter foes 

Chase down the tail of gutter rat 

And snooty hard-boiled diplomat 

Whose angry hounds cause many woes 

Vote Larry, the chief Downing Street cat!