When you faint in your music teachers arms.

Tootey flutey but with a sax
Practise, practise then relax
Loss of air
Loss of thought
Look at the teacher that taught:

Rhythm
Singing;
In time
Listen to the music
You're not in tune!
Play it;
Louder
Sentimental
Think
Crescendo
Staccato
You're missing a link!

Too much happening
at one time
Air going out
and not coming back

Bang, bang
head on chair
knees buckle in
My bum starts to sting
'Lucy,
you've fainted'