my cousins reasons for why God created man first and then women

Here are a few reasons why man came first.

Reason 1. God knew he couldnt make us perfect on the first try so he made men first and women second. which is why men are ugly, arrogant, and big headed and woman are beautiful kind and for the most part humble.

Reason 2. God wanted to have someone to defend his beautiful creation before he made it. No offense ladies but i have no doubt if there was a lion runnin at you, you'd run behind us guys even if it was just so the lion would eat us and not you.

Reason 3. Men are simple Creatures we didnt take much thought to create. Women needed a little more thinking so God started simple

Reason 4. men are no good with people so he put adam here gave him a few lessons then sent eve. and adam did alright but eve still had to take of the kids men still are learnin that one.

Reason 5. Man was supposed to build a house for woman but if we list all the things that MAN was supposed to do and never did this would go on forever.

Reason 6. Because why put a creature of such elegance and beauty on this earth with no one here whose breath and wit she could steal just by winking.

this is a reminder guys that women are not here for us but we are here for them so make sure that the special ladies in your life, (Mothers, Daughters, Wives, Girlfriends, Fiances, Best Friends) whoever they are, know that you love them and that you will protect them against any enemy.