Golf

What a crazy game to play
to hit the ball as far as the eye can ,
then have to go and look for it
in a bunker or up a tree.
There's so much room along the fairway,
this time hit it straight,
not over there!
You've knocked theat man's toupee off,
Look he's got no hair!
Watch me i'll show you how it's done,
A bit further,
Yes, a hole in one.