Home Read Write Forums Blogs Want A Flat Tum By ldoolanSun, 12 Sep 2004 1008 reads Stomach lining needs refining but like all beauty products this one sucks. Not even Humpty Dumpty's legs were this lumpy. I'd look no better in Ibiza. There the midges eat ya. Certificate UStoryPumping Poetry PocketHumour Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments
Want A Flat Tum By ldoolanSun, 12 Sep 2004 1008 reads Stomach lining needs refining but like all beauty products this one sucks. Not even Humpty Dumpty's legs were this lumpy. I'd look no better in Ibiza. There the midges eat ya. Certificate UStoryPumping Poetry PocketHumour Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments
